Thursday, November 23, 2006

UR Life & Indian Ad Lines

Your parents are insisting you to get married to a girl and they show photos of girls of their choice....

DHIKHAVE PE NA JAAO APNI AKAL LAGAAO (Sprite)

You would like to search for a girl on your own
GO FOR YAHOO SEARCH (Yahoo.com)

You are invited to a party where you come across a lot of girls
WHENEVER YOU SEE COLOUR THINK OF US (Jhenson & Nicholson)

You are altogether confused, as all the girls are pretty
DOONDTHE RAHA JAAOGE (Surf Excel)

At last you find a girl, whom you wish to propose, the chances are
FIFTY FIFTY (Britannia Biscuits)

At last you muster up courage and tell her
I LOVE YOU RASNA (Rasna)

She stares at you for a while and says
LET'S TALK (Escotel Prepaid Cellular)

During the ensuing conversation she politely refuses your offer
ZOR KA JATKA ZARA DHEERE SE LAGE (Mirinda)

And your heart breaks
IT JOINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN HEARTS (QuickFix)

But you still can't get her off your mind...
GO GET IT (Visa Power)

At last she relents, when you give her
CORNNETTO (Pyar Ka Naya Funda)

Next day you take her for a ride on your bike..
NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE (Onida)

While going on the bike her father sees both of you and now
TASTE THE THUNDER (Thums Up)

But at last he also agrees as you are
MADE FOR EACH OTHER (Wiils)

Then comes your marriage and
EVERYONE's INVITED (Samsung)

During the marriage the pundit recites the mantra
YEH FEVICOL KA MAZBOOTH JODE HAI TOOTEGA NAHI (Fevicol)

You are anxiously waiting for the first night to come as
YEH DIL MANGE MORE (Pepsi)

During the first night both of you want to
PLAY SAFE (Bisleri)

So she says to you
TOUCH TOMORROW (Air Tel)

Next day comes and you want to
UNDERLINE YOUR PRESENCE (Van Huesen Shirts)

She also agrees because
YEH ARAM KA MAMLA HAI (Rupa)

And she says
JO CHAHO HO JAYE ENJOY (CoCo Cola)

Then starts
THE GOOD LIFE (Air Tel)

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