What job ads really mean:
"Competitive Salary" : We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.
"Join our fast-paced company" : We have no time to train you.
"Casual work atmosphere" : We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
"Some overtime required" : Some every night and some every weekend.
"Duties will vary" : Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"Must have an eye for detail" : We have no quality assurance.
"Career-minded" : Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
"Apply in person" : If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told that the position has been filled.
"Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience" : You'll need it to replace the three people who just quit.
"Problem-solving skills a must" : You're walking into perpetual chaos.
"Requires team leadership skills" : You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
"Good communication skills" : Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
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